Do not wake me up. I just hypnotized myself.

Guess what?

I know. You will never guess, unless you read my other article about hypnosis. I will give you the link at the end of this article. Anyway, In that article I was trying to hypnotized people. I know I fail because I forget one little detail: I did not know how to do it.

But that is in the past. Now This is different because this is a different me. More powerful, better prepared.

Let me tell you what happens. I bought an hypnotism course. Not anyone. A professional one. Let me tell you something about me. I have not time to go to a class room. So I really enjoy to learn something at my pace and most of the times, my pace is kind of faster than a regular classroom.

So back to my question: Guess what?

you see? I already put ideas in your mind. This is amazing.

Now I will tell you what I learn in the first class: I am not going to dominate the world. So relax now because hypnotism cannot make you do things that goes against your moral values. Hypnotism is not going to make you do things that you are going to regret as insult your mother-in-law, because that is impossible. Unless that old lady deserve to be insult and you really want to do it.

I have to tell you the truth: everything I know about hypnosis I learned from Hollywood. Also watching movies I became expert in Life in Mars, children education, life in China and sex.

Finding the truth about sex was the most dramatic experience for me because I cannot understand that my girlfriends got angry because I had a plastic doll in my closet. For a long time I was thinking that I only get attracted to girls with issues. (whatever that means).

Anyway I am a married guy now and I denied the 'doll incident' every time the subject surface. Even I say to my friend that I created that rumor myself because I find it funny. And that bring me back to my knowledge about hypnosis. I was in shock went I start my Hypnosis course, not because I want to conquer the world, forget about that, but because I did not know the real power of our minds.

So now I am hypnotizing myself. That's right. My first victim is me. Not that I complaining, because I sleep better and as a secondary result, I need less time to sleep. I found that you do not need 8 hours to sleep. It happens that you only need to relax, but that is going to be a little bit difficult if you to sleep with so many people and their problem in the same bed. So the trick to a better and profound sleep is sleep alone.

I have to explain myself. you do not have to divorce to have a better sleep, I do not think divorced people sleep better, maybe they do, but that is not the point. What I mean is that you have to learn to sleep and hypnosis is a good way to do it. But is a little difficult when you go to bed with your neighbor in mind, scared because Bush could be re-elected for another 4 years, with the boyfriend of your teenager daughter in your mind and even with your wife's complaining. you will never relax. Hypnosis is the solution? It always is, because your mind get to relax, only when it is able to send all those people in a room and forget about them. Yes, Even your wife has to disappear for you to relax properly.

I hope my wife is not reading this.

Anyway... Did I tell you about the container box in the parking lot?, Imagine yourself in a parking lot. It is empty. Do you know what is the container box for?

To put everybody and... Relax.
Three, two, one... Sleep

This is the link for the other article about hypnosis. Hypnotism and the PMS
If you really want to relax soon, visit my colorful page at at http://germanmunoz.googlepages.com/hypnotismyourself