Hypnotism and the PMS

I am going to make you sleep. Do not close your eyes yet.

You are going to feel sleepy. At some point I am going to count from ten to one and that's it, you will feel at peace with yourself.

I know what you are thinking. Hypnosis. Another one that try to impress us. I have to let you know that I am not an hypnotist. I would like to be one but... hmmmm let me try.

...on you.

OK, keep reading only my words. forget about everything else. Do not think even for a moment about all the money that Bill Gates is doing right at this moment. Concentrate on you.

I am going to write from ten to one. and you are going to feel sleepy. It is going to be a weird feeling because you are going to fall sleep without closing your eyes.

Ten Nine Eight your arms are heavy, they are going to fall on your legs. Seven

You are falling on trance.

Eight Seven Six Five

falling and falling

Seven Six Five Four

Imagine yourself in a building, going down, steps, steps, down.

Four Three Two One

Sleep...

At this point you are sleeping, with your eyes open and very relax.

It is another of the new things that internet gave to the new world. nobody will be able to write a letter in paper. nothing comes to mind when you have a pen in your hand. A keyboard? That is different. We can fill blogs and blogs with all the news of the planet including how many babies Britney spears will have when she reach retirement age. Not including adopted or foster children.

Keep your eyes open and sleeping. At some point you hand is going to feel heavy and you have to rise it. Do not fight it. Let it be. (Copyright The Beatles)

Internet also gave us ciber-girlfriends. The first thing that you note in a ciber-girlfriend is that can tell when somebody is PMSing. I guess that is the word. A girl in the other side of the planet can laugh more often, be more understanding and fun, but as soon as the PMS attack, they block you, do not respond email and if she does it, is to insult you for every little mistake that you have o have not done.

Keep sleeping. your hand feels heavy now. react accordingly.

The fun part start when the PMS disappear and she is once again the funny girl of the block. Is my girlfriend a mental case?

Of course. But we need at least two years to touch reality and by then, it will be too late.

Now I am going to count from three and you are going to wake up. You are not going to remember much. the only thing from this session is that next time you detect a PMS attacking your girlfriend, you are going to fell happy.

If you are a lady, then next time that PMS arrives, you are going feel an inexplicable need to hug your man.

three, two, one. Wake up.

How you feel?

Just in case that you feel the need to know how I got hypnosis abilities, please go to see my Secret Files.