Monday, January 28, 2008

Gasoline is expenseive. That is a good thing.

A gallon of milk is more expensive than a gallon of Gasoline. I wonder why, since I am sure the cows are right here in my garden. Sort of. Gasoline in the other hand, is imported from another continent. So I am not going to be happy until Milk gets cheaper than gasoline.

Maybe I am asking for a problem, since one of the possibles solutions, is that oil companies raise their price a little more.

I used to go out to get milk when milk was needed, but my wife rarely sends me to get it now since I tend to spend more that I am supposed to. If I go out to get a gallon of milk, I end up spending about $50.00, because I cannot resist a good offer of 3 Pounds of cheese for $9.99. Add the yogurt with Latino flavor and extra bread and before you know it, I am deep in trouble.

I am not a member of spenders anonymous because I know for sure they would elect me honorific president.

The only way to save money is in gasoline. I am not the kind of savvy husband that reads coupons, or tries to compare different stores. I always go to the closest supermarket and do all my shopping in five minutes or less. Also, I never forget to get something for my dog, a toy for the cat and a sudoku magazine. Sometimes I forget the milk but nobody is perfect.

So, maybe I am not saving money on gasoline if I have to go twice for a gallon of milk.
So I discover the perfect way to save money in gasoline if I have to go two or three times to my closest supermarket: Run my car by water.

Sound a little too extreme, but for desperate problems, desperate solutions. Let me tell you how it works.
Put your safety goggles on please. As you know (and you should know) Water is not anything other thing that of a mix of Hydrogen and Oxygen. Remember H2O?

Anyway, and before this gets boring, All I did was, extract the hydrogen from the water and use it to power my car. So now I have no problem with the price of gasoline. I am saving money and doing it while Reducing Emissions and Preventing Global Warming. Al Gore should ask for my autograph. Not that I am looking for a better price for a cup of milk, but I feel better when Arrive with my five paper bags. (I do not use plastic bags anymore), I know I let a few details out of my explanation, but who cares of what is going on in the water when the point here is that you are saving the planet? Not to mention that you are saving money too. A lot of money.

The only thing I wonder now, is if we can put this water system in a Nascar car. I should contact one of those teams to reveal my plan.

Anyway, if you require more information, let me know so you can start saving the planet from your house. As they say: Think globally, Act locally.

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